$240 worth of pudding.

I seriously hope that, on his day with the Cup, Phil just sits on a lawn chair outside of Steve Simmons’ house and eats hot dogs out of the Cup all day long.

The San Jose crowd should be proud of themselves tonight, probably the quietest moment of silence I’ve ever heard, and A+ level booing of Gary Bettman.

Fuck yes. Four.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

If Mike Francesa were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.

This sort of stuff is really cool.

Finally a storyline I can get behind. Go Pirates!

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

I find Gronk to be somewhat endearing and funny, he's like a class clown with a good heart. That being said, I would put money on that man sleeping in an oversized race car bed with avengers sheets.

Hi, my name is Mark. Sign me up.

Can black artists just please continue to lay the politics on thick? I would just love it if every major performance post Formation is just like ‘and you thouhght Beyoncé at the Super Bowl was intense?’.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

MLB Network /Fox’s Ken Rosenthal reported that he’s off to Secaucus and MLB Network

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

So when does Stoya start raking in all that sweet, sweet, rape accuser money I keep hearing so much about?