Hey man, Roman Reigns got the promo game down! When in doubt, end a sentence with the word “bitch!”

So much edge in that comment, it just became tag team champions with Christian!

I don’t follow MMA, but I’ve seen that name several times before and just assumed he was a quarterback from Utah.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Disrespects his own skill, that’s good. I guess people think Crosby should be some kind of angel out there (like the Sedins, who are disrespected all over the league for it), or else he should be fighting guys with half his skill and taking years off his career.

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

Interesting theory...

Sunderland down. NUFC up. All will soon be right in the world.

Of course, this begs the question “Who DOES have the yellow phone under the cake dome?” My dark horse candidate: veteran character actor Clyde Kusatsu

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

“OH COME ON I JUST GOT HERE”

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

I voted no and it was incorrect for not calling me a fucking liar.

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

Miz has injured exactly one person: R-Truth, during a six-pack match on the 2/6/2012 episode of Raw, when Truth sustained a minor knee injury during a ringside splash attempt because Miz failed to catch him.

So she was nice as long as she was sweet and humble and didn’t have an opinion?