Axel Braun may have gone too far with his My Mother the Car parody.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Sucks when your QB is injured on a cheap move, huh?

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Belichick totally blew this game to screw the Steelers and it’s the best thing in NFL history since the Odell Beckham controversy.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

I absolutely hate the Patriots, like any sane, non-living-in-Boston-area individual. I can’t stand that smug prick Robert Kraft, and I absolutely abhor Tom Brady, who looks like he should be a Justin Bieber roadie more than an NFL QB.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

How are the Kardashians not boring? They just sit around and almost have conversations.

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

Be careful who you shove, Greg. Somebody might fight back.

Seriously, color guy. Rather than just scream “Oh my God!” maybe tell us how much you’re cumming, how far it’s shooting, etc.

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.