The kid got beaned by the can, but the Unwritten Rules of Baseball say he better look out for the pitcher.

“He crashed and caught on fire.”

So that’s what happens when you forget to be awesome.

The arresting officer, meanwhile, was sentenced to a year of watching the 76ers.

If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game?

I tried

Cmon, Cubs fans. We all want Jim Deshaies out of the TV booth, but there are better ways.

Heyoooo, you are correct sir. Haw-ho.. he’s in a coffin!

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A World Series ring.

“But I don’t anticipate changing anything. We won 67 games with the group that we had.”

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

“Miyamoto’s got a Muppet? May as well nickname it Other M!”

I think Uncle Phil might lose a few points for bodily assaulting his kids’ friends. I mean, no one’s saying DJ Jazzy Jeff wasn’t annoying, but maybe weekly physical violence was a little OTT.

And the highlight reel.

I liked Sami Zayn’s stories:

I don’t get sad over celebrity deaths, but when Ric Flair dies, I will cry like a baby.

Can we please get a fucking release date on Nintendo Phyciatrist father?!?!?!