The man knows his audience.

Usually, Ms. Schumer is the one getting massive tips. 😁

Who says they’re not already broken?

I don’t think Spike Lee is a fantasy writer.

He means, “explain why, in your opinion, you thought the movie was boring.” Can you do that without personally insulting anybody?

Who Wore It Better: This Baby or This Grown Man?

So It’s Come To This: A Foodspin Clip Show

LOLMarlins

Here’s the most important thing: Iggy Azalea sucks, and they don’t want her to suck near them.

Um, gee, thanks.

It’s easier to find a Penguin on ice than anything interesting on Discovery.

Jesus, white men are the worst.

It still boggles my mind that Kevin Nash is paying a main character in a major motion picture in 2015.

He wouldn’t bring a sleeping bag or a sauna rock with him. He uses what’s available, and what he has is his brute strength and his machete.

Maybe she’s on her way to Evo Devo class.

Where’s the “This Is So Stupid” tag when you need it?

Considering it’s hockey, that’s definitely incorrect.

“LOL fatty fall down, go boom,” that’s how.

If you replace “game” with “head”, and “politics” with “arrows,” then yes

Bigger Wasted Career: Hernandez or Carruth?