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Thanks, but I’ve seen enough Mortal Kombat Fatalities this week.

Is every team giving away a garden gnome this year?

I love the Pirates, and I love the Penguins. Every time I see someone wearing Steelers gear, I want to cover them in lye and chuck them in a salt mine. Fuck the Steelers.

I love you so much right now.

St. Louis!

The Pirates are giving away a Clint Hurdle garden gnome on May 7. Is this a trend? Is the new Commissioner just really enthralled by lawn gnomes and decreed that every team needs to give one away?

Digital Homicide did this to Sterling last year over Slaughtering Grounds (I've included Serling's video about it). FunCreators did this to TotalBiscuit for Guise of the Wolf, same with Wild Games Studios and Day One: Garry's Incident.

You know why Penn doesn't do comedy? Shanghai Surprise, that's why. That turd was such a colossal shit show that he pretty much vowed to never do comedy again. The closest he's come since then was a guest spot on Viva La Bam (yes, really) and all he did was sit in a lawn chair while his kid spray painted Johnny…

Will someone please remind Hulk Hogan of this fact?

"Hey guys, what about us? You know, TNA? Number 2 promotion in America (okay, maybe three...or four.) Okay, maybe we're on a channel no one knows they have, and maybe our top starts keep abandoning ship. Maybe our company head might be worse than McMahon at creative decisions right now, and still thinks hiring Vince…

GOG is having a 60% sale on classic EA games, including the Origin Systems catalog (Ultima, Wing Commander, Crusader), Sim City 2000 and SC4, Dungeon Keeper and more.

GOG is having a 60% sale on classic EA games, including the Origin Systems catalog (Ultima, Wing Commander,…

The director of Jason Goes to Hell directed a romantic comedy starting Bernadette Peters called Let It Snow in the early 2000s. It's okay.

Well, I'm off to find the Tommy Wis-horses.

I've heard that Chyna's autobiography If They Only Knew is glorioble (glorious and horrible), about how she's a saint and everyone else is a wretched bastard.

I love you, pro wrestling.

Horrible people want to protest a funeral, so you hide the funeral.

I'm going to read the interview, but I need a few moment to recover from that picture. Jamie Lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver in blue satin I LOVE THIS.