Brendana-quits should always be last.

Goddammit, Apatow, I don't want to see John Cena fucking.

That's the one.

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt.

I'm incredibly boring, I just like Kamora and milk.

Don't ever compare Gregggggggggggggggggggg to Mister Rogers again.

Hebro?

If they were playing as a male character, he'd have been stabbed in the dick. Equal Opportunity Groinal Perforation.

If the Colts want some blow for supper, that's their business, but what does that have to do with the Super Bowl?

It's your only chance to see John Cena play a heel.

All Don Lemon posts should be tagged as "Don Lemon: Stupid Man".

Goddammit. +1

Despite not actually being there, Orton still managed to injure himself on that play.

That is the weirdest punt I've ever seen.

Dumber than a bag in a box of hammer shaped rocks.

Kali is too small.

Goddammit. +1

I'll never forget how some Make-A-Wish kid wanted to meet her and cook with her, but she was like, "Fuck you, Cancer Boy, I have cookbooks to shill." Then he was all, "double fuck you, I'm gonna swim with dolphins."

Because of his work as Lotso in Toy Story 3, I've decided that if I ever meet Ned Beatty, I'm going to punch him in the throat.

Because I trust white Canadians to comment on black Americans.