Lot of Dans this week.

There's an "h" at the end of Pittsburgh.

Wrong. The best sketch was Charlie Murphy's story about Prince.

That's So Canseco!

Son, I'm only going to tell you this once. If you wanna keep commenting here, stay off the drugs.

They redeemed themselves later when Dean Ambrose attacked the villains with a hot dog cart.

He shoves the umpire The Right Way®.

That's a nice picture of Donna Summer, but what about Kelly Rowland?

If you're a Cardinals fan, congratulations, you're fucking insufferable.

I can imagine John Steigerwald saying that as well.

Can we officially upgrade Tropical Shitstorm NFL to a Shithurricane?

That's nice. Now Pepsi should bring back Crystal Pepsi.

Has anyone thought to ask Rockapella?

The Steelers have dropped all pretense and are now actively trying to kill people.

Lindy's leaving!?

Glorious.

Goddammit. +1

I just saw that the Fucking Steelers were coming up today, and I let out an involuntary excited noise in this coffeeshop.

This finally confirms my theory that Xena was always better.

Beat me to it.