Jason Stratham attends the unveiling of Madame Tussaud's "Action Stars of the 80s and 90s" exhibit.

He looks like a Lego Daigo.

I stood behind Andrew McCutchen at Sheetz last year. His girlfriend is from my hometown.

Howay the Toon.

If someone could punch Chuck Lorre incredibly hard in the solar plexus, I would be eternally grateful.

*cough**cough*

You know who doesn't like Weird Al? Jim Rome. I remember a Jim Rome Is Burning segment where he railed against a possible RNRHOF induction about FOUR YEARS before Al would even have been eligible. That's where I decided Jim Rome sucks.

Goddammit.

They should have never stopped airing Xena.

Drake's penis looks like Station?

Would someone kindly explain what the happened? I get that it's impressive, but why?

THUG2 is still one of my favorite games ever.

This is incorrect, because Hayley Williams, unlike Kroeger the Ogre, does not sound like a fart gained sentience.

I think he had a great grandfather from Cartagena.

On the bright side, Zúñiga moves to the next round to face Blanka.

I'm surprised he didn't say "eww."

GOD. DAMNIT, GRAVITY! Stop injuring Liam Neeson's family's brains!

Crap, I already have GCI.

"If he stays with Liverpool for the upcoming season, however, the earliest we'll see him is the day after Halloween, away to Newcastle".

I love you, Lindy West. Marry me, then we can dangle our imaginary baby over a rock.