He doesn't like soccer. Fine. What I hate is columnists saying the sport is somehow un-American. HOW? It's a name about kicking a ball into a net. I fail to see how it goes against the Founding Fathers or some odd shit. Is it because of lack of contact, or is it simply, "well, the rest of the world likes it, so fuck…

GOT has a worse track record with weddings than wrestling.

I think Drew made this as an excuse to look up lots of pictures of Mindy Kaling.

He looks like...well, frankly, he looks like if you dropped me into an NBA game.

"This is going to get ugly...fast."

A former co-worker of Chris Hardwick.

Everyone in this affair is a total cock. Sterling, Stiviano, Kevin Johnson, just a big clusterschmoz of dickery.

I LOVE Horizon. I've always liked the Forza games, but after a while, just racing gets old. Dicking around Colorado in a supercharged Trans Am between events just makes it so much better. Needless to say, I'm excited for this.

I'm not a Canadiens fan, but after seeing this, now I kinda hate Jimmy Fallon.

I motion that next Saturday night belong to Robyn's Show Me Love. Also to the 1998 film with which shares it's name (in the US, at least) and is, coincidentally, my favorite film of all time.

Great prank, asscannon. Maybe if you shoot someone, you'll be upgraded to "lovable scamp."

Stupid Man Says Something Stupid.

Classy.

Congratulations, you thought this through more than Clark Wong did.

I remember watching you host GameSpot TV in the early 2Ks with Kate Botello. I followed when you did Extended Play alone in some arcade. X-Play was one of my favorite shows in the mid 2Ks. I tip my hat to you, good sir, and I wish you all the best.

God could not be reached for comment...for obvious reasons.

I try to be accepting of other people's opinions, but you are provably wrong.

Aww, shucks.

$60 FOR A PAIR OF SHORTS!?

In all fairness, Stephen A. Smith is a colossal moron.