He was also the villain in the third Mission: Impossible film. I figure quite a few people have seen that one, even while flipping through channels or pissing around on Netflix.

Considering they have the second most regular season wins of the past decade and have never made it past the Conference Finals, I'd say that's a hardy "Yes."

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Everything written about her is a lie? I figured that out when someone wrote that she was funny.

I bought a copy for two dollars at an antiques shop a while back. It holds a place of "honor" on my entertainment center, right next to my copy of The Room.

Typical St. Louis statement.

Congratulations, "Kayvon" you are officially the Most Punchable Man in America!

"....hmm.

Goddamnit.

Bryan beat Triple H with the KENTA Knee, and finished Batista with the Knee followed by the Yes! Lock.

Those others have more charisma, but Bryan is miles ahead in the "wrestling" category.

Goddammit, The Mets.

Use the Force, John.

I'm cool with her being a porn star. It's her body and her life, let her do with it as she pleases. I'm more disgusted with the fact she's going to Duke.

No such thing as purple urine? Tell that to people who drink Saints Flow.

Proof positive that Patrick Stewart has not aged in fifty years.

Not so much "superpowers" as a reminder that gravity is an asshole.

Now you're ripping off Pop Tarts! WHO DOES THAT!?

Hey, I live in DuBois!

I'll suggest the same name for The Royal Baby that I do for all my pregnant friends: Ezri.