hey anonymous internets, my dad died christmas eve. with such a big change, what are you supposed to do? get an ugly tattoo?

there you are! i hardly recognized you at first!!

i hate you

it triggered homophobia, me thinks

Downer DUAN

From the second to last post, this guy's got lotsa supporters in his corner. A guy who'd punch a woman like that scares me, but I'm just a wuss.

Tell them what you are going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them for fuck's sake.

JJ Watts nose, wtf?

supreme pizza rolls

to be sure, those 2 were photoshopped. dem orientals don't know nothing about baseball

Tavarez was an OG. He'd hit a batter and let everyone know it.

there's so many games to watch on tv!

Congratulations, Deadspin. They are watching.

"Sorry, this video cannot be played" came as a relief.

and st. louis keeps on endearing themselves to the public

It's never completely painless. As much as you may want to avoid hurting anyone, a suicide creates a ripple effect in Life.

You and the 24 other fuckoffs are so smug. Many people think that karma will take care of you and your self-aggrandizement. I don't. I'm sure nothing will happen to you. Enjoy your unremarkable existence!

he was teaching her a lesson to be born with the upper body strength of a woman

it drives me crazy when I recognize a clip of a song but can't name it. The R.E.M. song before the break on MNF was Texarkana. You are welcome, spinsters.

I'll teach you to be born with the upper body strength of a woman!