Go fish, Carpenter!

Actually I think those are all voluntary best practices used by the vast majority of stakeholders to achieve an agreed upon, mutually beneficial, proactive solution, completely unlike, oh say, congress, hahaha!

I'm not a car racing game fan, but that idea would make for a rad fast-paced space racer!

PSY-ENCE!!!

Yay! PSY-ENCE!

Now THAT I would watch!

Microwave popcorn is a real trial for the Hyams family. They just run around their house, screaming and hiding for 3 minutes before they sit down to enjoy a movie.

I don't know if this is really a chiptune, but this Octopus Project song always reminded me of old video game music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeTv12mul

It might be a nod to the famous Bill Gates statement that later became a joke, "640K software is all the memory anybody would ever need on a computer."

"We don't know how Microsoft connected their Kotaku comments with their identities. Yet another compelling reason to be very, very paranoid about what you do and say online."

Because Nintendo hates its lifetime customers? I have the exact same complaint - I mean, right down to the game. At the very least, you would think Nintendo would have all the flagship titles from its principle IPs across EVERY current system. I mean, that's what built the company, but nope!

Whoa! I just saw this. Did somebody already make a "pissed on" joke? If not, I'll get on that!

Pokemon Peanut Butter and Pokemon Chocolate, and you can merge them, and it is delicious!

Check it out: another "consolez r ded" article right after a major console release with two more on the way (plus two more new "consoles" announced).... Here's my market research - how many games released, AAA titles and record-breaking sales are tied to this generation of consoles?

When you said "bro shooter", all I could think of was, 'but you gotta get your shoots on, bro!' And now I can't stop laughing! That's totally gonna be my phrase of 2013!

As far as the hyper recall thing, yeah, it sucks to remember every horrible thing you did as if it happened five minutes ago. It used to make me feel guilty and stupid, even for things I did when I was a small kid and didn't really know any better. Eventually, I just had to let me forgive myself and know that…

Nothing beats that feeling of satisfaction when you wipe out the whole map with Rain of the Dragoons!!!

Hahaha! That's the one I was thinking of too!

I only played to the first shooting mission, but that's not the impression I got. Yeah, I see that you are a rich, first world vacationer. Dennis does tell you that you are special in a vague sort of way and, also, that he is special. The villagers I saw you couldn't even interact with.

Oh god, I'm downloading it! Why am I doing this to myself?! I kicked the card game habit in '96!!!