Better than last week's uniforms.

Oh, so they all look the same to you?

Bam. Right in the childhood.

It's even worse once you consider there's TWO MORE of these asshats walking around somewhere. Thanks a lot, fertility clinics!

The .gif format is most appropriate because it perfectly captures the average attention span of the Seahawks secondary.

Stephen A. Smith: [barely mumbling, literally impossible to understand] skip lemme tell ya something. i remember the first time i laid eyes on john f kennedy. now let me tell you skip about the time i first laid eyes on john f kennedy. i said [suddenly screaming] SKIP BAYLESS I SAID NOW THIS [mumbles] is a [screams]…

Yankees: [play a doubleheader]

Expecting to get paid for just a few seconds? She's got a terrible twerk ethic.

Longest Ravens running play of the season right there.

"Was Jay Z there?"

"Chief Blowing Buffalo would be proud."
- Dan Snyder

"No. No. No! NO!! DO NOT LET THOSE PLANES MEET, FOR GOD H. JESUS CHRIST'S FUCKING SAKE!!!"

Announcer: He would have had a shot if he weren't listening to his ipod...

Anyone think he looks like a roided up tattooed version of Samwise Gamgee?

"Get me this man."-Schiano

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

Bills GM: This is very important. Please do your best to identify Buffalo on this map of New York.

Goddammit, beat me to it.

Clever girl.