Wow, getting a photo of a newly discovered species of bear would be special—a real Kodiak Moment.

The proposal was very traditional, Kanye got down on one knee and Kim got down on two.

I'm a Bills fan and I still rock my bloody O.J. Throwback. It's a little tight but if you say something, I'll cut you.

It's very unusual to see Cubs this late in the year.

Bunny: THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAaaaa....

He's right, though. The key to a solution is dissolving things correctly.

"What they get you for?"

He might want to check with a medical professional, but I don't think that's a great strategy for beating Type II Diabetes.

Maybe he was just playing the world's smallest and second smallest fiddles?

So FoxSports1 has already had to dive into the recycled comedy bin, huh? Come on, "If They Mated," is totally Conan's thing.

EA Sports: If it's a pointless fictional Skip Bayless tweet, it's in the game.

Let's hold off on the hyperbole everybody, it's not that crazy. For an accident that happened on the median, this was actually pretty average.

Holy shit. This is absolutely terrible. I'm just hopeful that this is an isolated incident, otherwise every baseball player will be dead soon.

I always hear about how much action hockey players get, but now they're finding beaver on the golf course? This is unbelievable.

I have some background in Graphology (handwriting analysis). I attempted to analyze the Hernandez letter. First, I'll give a very brief description of Graphology.

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-14 Charlotte Bobcats/Orlando Magic highlights.

The P.A. announcer should have introduced him by saying; "The 3rd baseman, hitting 4th and pleading the 5th, #13 Alex Rodriguez."

I WILL FIGHT EVERY FALCON HERE!

Holy crap, this guy is so lucky that he got out alive, especially at this time of year. Falcon attacks are often deadly, except in January.