If someone told me that Russia developed a nanobot that would imbed itself in my penis and then rupture out clones of itself, blowing my dick clean off my body- I would not feel more secure by someone telling me "oh don't worry about it- they have to be standing next to you to do it."

If only Tom could have used this investigative technology to thoroughly look into Scientology before joining... The world may have been a very different place.

As someone who works in retail real estate development, this is pants-shittingly terrifying. People being able to "virtually" try on clothes, combined with the rapid development of same or next day shipping, is going to drive down demand for brick-and-mortar retail space in the next 20 years.

hahahaha I missed the unicorn bit because the first half of that sentence totally sounds like something that some people I know would have legitimately argued. I apologize for jumping the gun on that one haha you are a gentleman and a scholar.

I just want all movies to be released the way The Interview was. I happily paid for that the day it came out, just out of principle for supporting the direct-to-internet model. Whenever I download a movie, its generally one that I would not have spent $25 for my girlfriend and I to go see in the first place. The new…

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Col. Sanders

I bet you think that "abstinence only" sex ed works too, don't you? Your point offered no help at all to this discussion. Saying "people just shouldn't steal" as your argument when clearly they already DO steal, is literally just restating the initial problem in the form of an opinion.

One big lesson here is- if you are a drug kingpin... BE A MAN AND DON'T KEEP A FUCKING DIARY.

the snow I would be eating would probably be both yellow and red in this situation, so this is accurate.

Well congratulations- you just made a grown man shit his pants at his desk.

I'm just picturing all of them ringing simultaneously, somehow all showing the called ID as Scott Rudin, and she just hangs her head in defeat.

Really? That sounds awesome! I've never gotten into audio books because I'm too ADHD to pay attention without visuals or reading a page, but I might need to try that one. Thanks!

So what you're saying is... Someone needs to "jump on the grenade" and go around the Serengeti jacking off animals. Haha I'm kidding, but I hadn't thought of that angle. I am very happy someone has done this project though.

Really? I could not be more proud of myself then, because I was blindly speculating based on the time-lapse photos on Google Earth haha

I absolutely LOVED that book. The movie sucked in some very new and interesting ways though haha. It took me half the movie to realize that the whole movie was just about the creation of the bullshit Phalanx vaccination... So it was a completely pointless movie... The only real way to do the book justice would have…

So if this is where the training took place for the OBL mission, I think I found the part of the property used. Above is a part of the property that was undeveloped up through 2010. The next image available (which is above) was in 2011 after the mission. I overlaid a map of the compound over the area, and It lines up…

I will agree with you on that. I am glad that the effort has been put into it. Pretty neat

"no- its cool, my hands don't need to be covered by any protection, just me head."

Except for the fact that the unseen fear in every religion (except Buddhism, which does have karma though), of punishment for eternity after death if you are a shitty person, is pretty much the only thing keeping most people from raping, killing, and eating each other..

No shit... I was making a joke that Putin was spying on this child's interaction with him... How could that be misinterpreted that I thought it was the kid people were talking about?