Here is what I don't understand about this plan:

When I got a work laptop and no longer had a need for my desktop Mac Mini, I hooked it up to my flat screen and it is the best decision I ever made. It is a $700 option, but my steam account is hooked up to my TV, Hulu, Netflix, Downloads I have gotten from less-than-legit sites, etc.. I honestly never turn on Cable…

Isn't that the book about how we evolved from apes when they came out of the trees, looked for food under rocks and shit (literally) and found psychedelic mushrooms, ate them, and that spurred tool making and higher thought? I might be thinking of a different book.

I'm just picturing the authorities finding your family dead from heat-stroke, inside your August-humidity-filled dome/house/convection oven.

ISIS has been pissing me off a lot recently, so I have considered buying one, but I need to save up for a PS4 first.

I am roughly 98% sure that whoever's house this is, has at least 3 Arcade Fire records on Vinyl.

In people's minds, was Reagan about to give this kid the nuclear launch codes or something? Why would a spy try getting close during a publicity shoot?

I just bookmarked this shit so hard that I think I broke my mouse.

My mom worked at a head shop in college, and one week every shop in the mall got notified by police that the Hells Angels were coming through town, and advised everyone to beef up security. My mom said they all came in and bought rolling papers and stuff, but could not have been nicer and always said "yes, ma'am" and…

Eh- working from home is difficult for me, because Call of Duty exists. Haha I need a physical separation between home and work in order to compartmentalize my time management, but open office concepts suck so hard. You don't get anything done and it makes you hate everyone. By the time you get home you don't feel…

My only thing is that Rogan has such a distinct voice and laugh that I am afraid it is going to detract from the character, but he looks a lot like him

The only thing that keeps drunk people from having sex in taxis, is the driver. These will be vomit-soaked semen mobiles that will never be cleaned, in around 2 weeks.

I got the same error. "Due to We're Sorry" I love that programming wise, that means that someone just named the specific error "We're Sorry"

Haha literally the next comment down on this was pretty much that sentiment.

I hope a Microsoft branding exec reads this comment and after staring for 5 silent seconds just thinks, "fuck- thats way better than what we went with..."

Here we can see the trail of my proud ancestors, bravely fleeing from battle

"If I seem a couple lbs heavier, its because this sweater is pretty bulky, I swear.."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If you need someone to go to apple events and sarcastically blog about it... then I volunteer as tribute.