Pictured: inescapable murder trap where no one will here you scream

I think this would be cool, but I could see it going rogue in your yard, “This new roomba mower is awesome! Look at it mow my lawn with zero assissta- MY TURNIP PATCH!!”

I’m concerned with where he will poop

i mean why wouldnt you just use Find My iPhone otherwise?

I totally agree, but for these tests, it might be cost effective to have the rocket come down vertically in a tube of some sorts so that if it tips, it doesn’t have to be destroyed- it will just get a ding in the side from tipping. Once they have it all down, kick out the training wheels

Can it order weed? You should make it order weed.

My only problem with my under armor boxerjocks are that after a long day, it packs down your leg hair on your thighs and it hurts in the same way as when you run your fingers through your hair after a long day of wearing a hat with your hair packed down

My only problem with my under armor boxerjocks are that after a long day, it packs down your leg hair on your thighs…

Yeah.... This is why deep sea divers are insane (I know this was a remote sub though). Sperm whales are harmless, but the fact that there are things that big down there is terrifying.

I don't know much about being in a pretty pure oxygen environment, but my gut says that if you light anything in a spaceship, you're gonna have a bad time... I would for sure tip the people who make the food to make me some special brownie pouches

Someone died trying to turn into my parent's neighborhood exactly this way. It happened before they moved in, but their neighbor told them about it

Followed by, "I shit my pants- I shit my pants; son of a bitch- I shit my fucking pants."

One thing that I really don't understand is the "Click it or ticket" campaign and the fact that you face fines for being in a car without a seatbelt, yet MOTORCYCLES are perfectly legal.

This all literally sounds like they put the executive board of a frat in a room with a case of beer, and told them not to come out til they have a solid list of ideas to solve the Cuba problem.

Or just use my go-to combo of 4-2-0

Well they can’t be obvious about it. I just assumed when I bought it that it would not be something I would have to constantly replace. I don’t buy a computer every couple of years, so why would I have to replace this? Now, if I upgraded to the most recent iOS, one could argue that certain apps will be too much for…

This is so incredibly BioShock-y; I love that essentially the thought was “we will just put everyday boats in the sky, because, boats are AWESOME, so why mess with the design?”

this was hilarious and I would love to know if these lines were written or if they just had him sit there and be an improv asshole for multiple hours and picked the best lines. Thats how they have done a lot of movies like Superbad, and I would love to see the jokes that didn’t make the but because they are generally…

Agreed- I think that any episode that introduces a character has to show a base-line of them, and the character will develop from there. I think there will be a very funny back-and-forth between her and Monica

I... Actually thought this was hilarious.. How she was chosen simply because of her investment track record but that they made her socially inept to managing this position. This will lead to a lot of funny conflict between her and Monica. PLUS it was pretty funny when she dug through some of Peter’s ridiculous…