I mean... If I lived in a totalitarian regime and was hired/told to hack a large corporation and destroy them from within... I would probably slip in a little "papa wants a taste" email trying to get money out of the situation while I'm at it haha

I mean that is a decision you are consciously making if you have no moral issues with Napster haha. You could have the thought "I've never heard of this lil wayne fellow- maybe I should give him a listen..." Get on Pirate Bay, and have his entire discography including the 5,000 mixtapes he has made, for free in about…

I HAD A TANK HUNTER GAME FOR THAT!!

North Korea is REALLY pissed about The Interview coming out soon...

If I don't survive long enough to see if the Ryan Reynolds Deadpool movie does the comic justice, I will be super pissed.

I've heard that he revolutionized the pinhole camera.

Every time I hear that a probe will start sending us data in a few months, I get the urge to lock myself in my house, wrap all sharp corners in bubble wrap, and wear a helmet 24/7 so that I know I'll survive long enough to know what it discovers

Suspect #1 if there are ever hidden cameras discovered in the office restrooms stalls.

I can't remember if I read it on the internet or if it happened to a friend of mine, but I remember someone saying their mom texted them, "Grandma passed away LOL" because she thought it meant Lots of Love

I don't think that TGI Friday's customers are overly concerned with their health or well-being

I can't wait for app-ordering to take off, but come on already. I live in a pretty major city and have about 30 take-out restaurants in the immediate area around my house. I live in an area that an Uber is always within 2 minutes of me, etc... But I have tried Seamless and a couple other ordering apps and there are…

Thanks a ton!

I vote for Lil' Jon's Get Low

Did Sony desecrate a Native American burial ground? Throw the tiki back into the volcano already!!

You sound like a lot of fun to hang out with...

First we must create infographics that convey radiating powerful buzzword-rays towards Mars, thus plowing the way for us humans to follow shortly after.

Wait- so just to make sure, in order to get it to do this, a fat person was in fact doing this in front of the tablet... Right?

my friends and I are currently in a group text of what the coolest sandbox-environment games would be on Rift. So far, we have: The Incredible Hulk in a destructible environment, Spider-Man (using power gloves to jizz webs around the city), The GTA V first person mode, Hogwarts, COD Nazi Zombies, Pandora from Avatar,…

"The biggest mistake someone can make is to underestimate their adversary" - someone smarter than me whose name I can't remember

Reading this in his speak-and-spell voice made my testicles retreat into my body haha. That is terrifying and hilarious