there aren't enough fatty oils in the sauce, although if you made cannabutter in a crock pot and brushed the butter onto the dough as a base before the sauce, that would make some pretty legit pizza. For someone who does not partake, you were pretty damn close haha

I want Stephen Hawking to get his wish and be cast as the next Bond villain.

But over at ABC.net.au they offer a different perspective on the story. They cite a Change.org petition from a trio of anonymous women — Nicole, Claire and Kat — calling for the retailer to ban the game from sale. The petition, with over 41,000 signatures so far, is labeled "Target: Withdraw Grand Theft Auto 5 – this…

I eat one kitten around lunch, yeah- but it pretty much keeps me going until my evening glass of puppy tears before bed.

Finance bro in commercial real estate acquisitions here- I can confirm that I eat one human baby for breakfast every morning.

The worst I have ever seen was on NCIS when the goth chick was hacking a system and another guy said, "Let me help!" and he jumped on THE SAME KEY BOARD AS HER- and the code started flying by even faster. Like- did they each know when the other person had to hit a key on their side of the key board?

IBM's Watson has gone rogue! Its the only explanation! SKYNET IS HAPPENING

This reminds me of the time I wore my Nike Fuelband while touching myself and then being confused at the end of the day why I had a 7:30 AM spike in activity...

This post brought all of my work today to an ass-grinding halt and I started researching gaming rigs, Steam, and Rift stuff. That is one of the most well-rounded rundowns of issues facing development that I have read.

I mean, if you are already wearing Glass, I don't think that it would damage your love life any more than you already have at that point haha

"Eating Anelloni" sounds like a euphemism that would have evolved, had we allowed Jersey Shore to continue for another few seasons.

Holy shit, what did Tara do to that guy? Like, he is clearly a walking-garbage-dump of a human being, but on a scale of 1 to "gave both me and my dad herpes", I'm curious where Tara falls on that scale.

I just pictured this actually being enacted in a corporate environment. "Did you guys hear? Ted in accounting clicked a spam link promising a video of puppies playing, and it brought down our network. He isn't allowed to use email anymore. They're making him use, like, REAL mail. That dude's fucked."

I think the biggest issue that needs to get solved here is batteries in wearables. Glass is too damn big and the battery dies in less than a day. Maybe the advent of smart watches with drive these companies towards smaller and more efficient batteries

If they could make, say a 50" iPad, with connectors for me to hang on my wall, that would be sick... Oh- and if I could control it from my couch with some sort of handheld thing with buttons on it (we'll call it a "controller" for now until we think of something better), and also I would like to hook my Xbox up to…

While this office is pretty cool with the exposed brick and what-not, I think I would but a gun to the roof of my mouth if I had zero privacy at work and had to be around people that much. Its bad enough that I am an analyst whose job could be 100% done remotely and even have to come into the office in the first…

That baby's pupils make it look like it is tripping balls.

I use my iPad 2 every day for cooking (AllRecipes app), iBooks, imgur, comic books, movies I downloaded (VLC app is great), Hulu, Netflix, and at work I use it to sign PDF's. Given the choice between using my iPhone and my iPad, I choose the iPad every time if I'm not on the go. It has revolutionized the way I take…

That would actually be hilarious if they had David Shwimmer (don't care enough to look up spelling of his name) play a scientist named Dr Geller.

The rich kid at every elementary school around the world will have this and the rest of us will hate him for the rest of our lives..... Kevin.