Wanted: Genetic engineer to assist the Apple team in modifying the human body to grow Cheetos in place of ears.

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Not sure why these are all glass. If you can't masterbate in your self-driving car, then there's really no point in the technology freeing up your hands and attention from driving.

I actually work for a REIT in commercial real estate acquisitions, and when Google started allowing you to look at historic pictures, we started looking at small towns to see how they are expanding (it looks like bacterial growth in a dish) and we have been buying shopping centers that are in the path of expansion and…

Unless the image was taken on a Sunday

OK- but if someone asked you if you wanted the wrist-mounted laser that you dreamed of as a kid after watching Goldeneye, would it be a deal breaker that it is on your right hand?

I had to google it.

The most attractive thing for me is using it while running- glancing down to skip a song without having to cock my head to look at my armband, see my distance, heart rate for accurate calories burned, glance down to see who just texted me, etc.

I'll take it one step further and hire a jacked Canadian dude to just beat the shit out of me on my couch when a fight occurs.

I love my Pax- it has revolutionized my time at music festivals, fireworks, video games, etc.

I wish I was good at stuff... And things...

I'm a financial analyst, and my first month at my current job, I spent writing VBA code to pretty much fully automate my job... Didn't tell the higher-ups that, but now I'm free to just chill on Gizmodo haha

This looks like that one set from Blade

Yeah- morally I agree with you, but car2go isn't available in my area, you can never get a Lyft car, and a taxi from downtown to my house is $27 plus tip. Uber costs $13.50 with no tip. My moral trepidations about the service are trumped by the good deal. Even with surge pricing it just makes it the same cost as a…

"Mob Rules" it was written by an ex-mobster and he talks about the inner social and professional workings of organized crime syndicates. One of the most important lessons I liked from it, is to build up your "web of favors"; every opportunity you have, go out of your way to do someone a favor, so that they will…

Women are more susceptible to motion sickness, because all of the blood in their body is pulled down to their baby-centers. (I'm not an asshole- this is a modification to a Parks and Rec quote... Or was it 30 Rock?)

I'm reading that right now!! I have it on my iphone and it is so good I take about 5 poop breaks a day to go read it in the stall. I think our secretary thinks I have IBS at this point

10/10 NASA ground control workers would fax their penis to the ISS 3D printer

Would you say that he saved you from having to live in a Gangster's Paradise?

Or trying to switch the song playing on your iPhone in the car and dropping it into the eternal abyss next to the console. Every. Fucking. Time.