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Here is the problem with "I have nothing to hide, go for it"- right now, things in America are pretty damn comfortable, but what happens when they inevitably go down hill? Rome fell, England's empire crumbled, etc. and we in America are not exempt from this lifecycle.

Honestly- if Will Farrell made a real Bitch Hunter series... It would be the final push I needed to get Amazon Prime.

I love that it kind of looks like a giant ass, hurtling through space. I wish we would have landed our "probe" in the crack. If Curiosity could draw a penis on Mars, we could have achieved this. C'mon science, get your shit together.

As someone who uses pomade every day- whats the best way to get this out without shampoo?

Well here is the problem- our American system of government was designed to decentralize governmental power (our final "fuck you" to England when we broke away). That is great in concept, but the problem is that when all that power is given to the people, we need to make sure that that power remains evenly spread…

...but mainly the porn.

Haha wow that is a shit response for playful joking about a workplace stress.

THANK YOU. As an analyst, I spend 99% of my days with headphones on, locked into spreadsheets & email. When my phone rings (once every two weeks or so) it is for a higher-up to put me on the spot about a model I built weeks before, and they always expect me to know the exact answer to their question on the spot. Email…

For me its the cocktails- things smothered in cheese, cream, or sugar are disgusting to me, and I don't like dessert in general. Cocktails on the other hand, are my downfall; they help when family conversations turn political.

At this point, every time Elon Musk opens his mouth, I feel like a little kid unwrapping a Christmas present. "Thanks Papa Elon!!"

No matter how funny this is- he for sure looked behind himself after reading this comment.

I'm not a PC gamer (no reason for that- I just grew up playing console games and never switched) so I guess I was thinking of playing on Xbox live, simply because that is what I prefer- this would make me switch to PC though

Also- exactly WHICH Looney Tunes episode inspired him to do this?

"Wait- this isn't where I parked my car..."

I'm sure there is a clever play on words with No Child Left Behind that could work as an operational title to take down child porn. Which, honestly should be top priority, over someone buying Xanax or weed online. I'm sure that will be coming soon

They're like zombies in that way. They'll slowly shamble along, but when you get lazy they nail you

Yeah- when the top of the world's population is quickly sucking all the money out of the rest of the population via hedge funds and buying politicians, they can afford some pretty cool shit.

I just can't stop imagining Call of Duty or the newly-first0-person update for GTAV.

I literally pictured someone sitting there in an oculus rift smoking a cigarette purely for ambiance and I started laughing