Does your job title happen to contain the words "CEO" or "Comcast" in it? Because I think it might.

Respectfully: that is a really stupid comment. I buy organic eggs and milk, not because they taste any different, but because I don't want hormones in my eggs or pusy-byproduct in my milk because the cow was given growth hormones. You are talking about "Foodie" assholes, not people who try to eat organic.

Every time I see a morbidly obese person in a handi-fat Rascal scooter, I die a little on the inside and then go for a run later that day. I really hope that we as Americans start proactively changing this perception... but I know that as a whole, we won't.

This is what actually terrifies me- if someone flew a DJI with C4 into a crowded area, it would be really bad. *locks self in panic room*

wait- what Volkswagen?

reason #1,209,302 I am pissed I still live in Ohio

Except that when you call your ISP to cancel the cable portion of your bill and keep internet only, it is only a savings of about $10/month. That was the case for me with TWC and Bell Fioptics

10/10 would run into an ex while on their way to the checkout with the 52-Roll-Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome-Value-Pack of toilet paper

I hate that I use a PC at work only, and a Mac at home, because this is gorgeous but I can't do it without Admin privileges on my work PC haha

"From 1939 - 1945 we were all on vacation and are unaware why this would be there. Please do not investigate or bring it up again."

wait- those time stamps are from the time of me reading this NOW, right? There's still time to save them, right? RIGHT?!?!

If I don't work out at lunch every day, my afternoons are absolute mental hell. I guess that is a male privilege though- I can take a shower and be back to work quickly. Also- taking a shower in the middle of the day makes you feel like it is a brand new day and you only have to work a half-day haha

I think they put less money into it because they knew that every season is on Netflix, so sales would be low and they would be left with a lot of excess inventory.

Ten year olds, Dude..

Two words in response to that thought: Holy. Tits.

Better have a Start Menu or GTFO

"Yeah, Dave- I don't see my asshole getting ripped in half at all with your plan" - The Human Saw Horse

Awesome- thanks!

No its my lack of understanding of the inner workings of computers and I have disposable income. I regret nothing other than waiting a couple months.