Why do I feel like this is a step-by-step way to install whatever Bash is, onto my mac

*Insert robo-handjob joke here*

Shit I wish I would have screenshotted it- when I got on Chrome this morning, my Hola extension icon had a "voice bubble" to it saying that the app has changed and that now it can "eavesdrop" on my activity (not paraphrasing, thats what it said). Looks like I will be pirating the first couple seasons of Homeland haha

This level took me so long to beat in Goldeneye as a kid

That actually makes this funnier if he is-

I really don't know why Apple always slips U2 into everything it does. They're like that annoying friend that makes you sit there and listen to YouTube tracks from their favorite band, and you just want to leave but are trying to be polite.

I don't think that our impending cheetah overlords will honor any zoning permits

When they mount a .50 cal on its back; I will start digging my backyard apocalypse bunker

Wow- now that apple presentation about their watch and bigger iPhone seems lack-luster knowing that the tech is out there that I could use the Find My Phone app when my phone is stolen, to launch a hellstorm missile from a Predator haha

The body armor side should increase with your daily fitness

Oh don't get me wrong- I totally don't blame them for doing it, I'm just saying that as consumers, the implementation of mandatory-complementary products limits our options. This is simply my opinion- a lot of people no doubt disagree with me.

Netflix supports it, because once this gets passed, ISP's are undoubtedly going to start telling them that they HAVE to start paying more than they already are. Basically it would open the door to them forcing popular websites to pay more, because they know that they can. Comcast has already put the squeeze on…

Somewhere out there is a person who has an oddly specific fetish, who you just made very happy.

Yeah, not to mention it limits your options as far as future phone purchases go. If the Galaxy S6 next year is incredible, you can't buy it, because the $350 watch you bought would become a paper weight if you didn't have an iPhone

As much as I love Apple products, this product will tank for one reason: smart watches are a reactive technology. The iPod created a sleeker mp3 player before anyone knew they wanted it, the iPhone took the Blackberry one step further before people realized that they wanted a better phone, and the iPad gave people a…

Not to mention it cements you as an apple customer. (1 year in future:) "Wow! the Samsung Galaxy S6 is the first Android phone I could actually enjoy! Oh wait- switching would make that $350 watch I bought useless... Like, completely..."

What an aggressively stupid way to spend $350

Is the apple live stream translating over Tim Cook in Chinese for anyone else?

This is just dripping with a certain Hunger Games vibe.