MY research into the female-version of hemp has found that a great application is to light it on fire

UPDATE- just noticed ticks go straight for the dick.

I'm just glad it doesn't go straight for the dick

The Cincinnati museum at Union Terminal was one of my favorite places as a kid... and now as an adult with an affinity for smoking certain green things, the Omnimax dome theatre that they have is incredible when they are running features about the universe. I highly recommend it to anyone in Cincinnati

My Time Warner monthly bill over the span of a couple consecutive months (without changing anything or losing a promo price) went: $112, $123, $135, $147, $156...

That would be devastating if no one noticed a speed bump when they put the tarp down. I think it would literally jam your butthole into your stomach.

"and is even considering the possibility of implanting the lens directly into the eye."

"What about my tie, Jerry? Does that look black to you too?!"

Do I look like I'm a cat, boy? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Am I jumping around, all nimbly-bimbly from branch to branch in a tree?!

The problem is that it can't work with our current propulsion technology. As "high-tech" as we would like to believe we are in 2014, space flight and commercial flight essentially employ the Wiley Coyote method of strapping a rocket to ourselves and pointing in the right direction.

...And demanding to know where all the white women are.

They also threw a knife down next to the drone to be safe

Jesus needs to end each of these articles that make us realize how small we all are with,

It will be a good day to be alive. Haha

I thought it looked like a Covenant ship from Halo, but this is more accurate

I've seen that feature and am impressed with it. I really have no idea or justification for why I prefer Xbox over Play Station though. I can't believe that Xbox doesn't have an equivalent? Or, maybe Microsoft is simply aware that this may be the last generation of "console gaming" and they are not pouring…

Well, not with THAT attitude its not. haha

Has anyone reverse-engineered a Chromecast yet to mirror FROM your Xbox/PS4 TO your tablet or phone? When my girlfriend is on a Bachelorette marathon, I would love to be able to play Call of Duty on my tablet.

I'm going to just start rapid emailing pictures of my penis to myself so that some poor intern has to sift through them all

I mean... They are fish. I'm a huge animal lover, but they are literally one of the lowest forms of complex life. Primordial status. Unless you are Buddhist, you just kind of have to draw the line for where you stop caring. For some, its stepping on ants, for Ted Bundy it was people... For me the line is at fish…