omg.

Well, maybe they did find it but were looking for someone to check them out.

That’s what I assumed it was at first as well

I know someone who had some property that they used as a sort of private campground. The “bathroom” was just a toilet sitting in the middle of the woods. So... I guess that makes the whole world that bathroom, and the world is pretty wierd, right?

When I was 11 and my brother was 9 my family traveled to Poland. Turns out that after a certain time at night there is porn on regular tv.

But they’re so stylish, and you can make your housekeeper clean them. Personally, I prefer 24 karat gold ones, though.

But they’re so stylish, and you can make your housekeeper clean them. Personally, I prefer 24 karat gold ones,…

Yeah, like the Calvin and Hobbes series where they spend all day building a robot to make Calvin’s bed so he doesn’t have to do it.

In my family, any windy road on a cliff face is referred to as a “Toonces the cat road.” True story.

This video is worth watching just for the way the guy says “pool noodle.”

You are not. I just got my first ever summons, and not *only* because it’s two days’ guaranteed employment.

These are all very delightful. My roommate’s cat’s birthday is coming up. I’m planning on making a party hat for him. In other news, I did a GIS of “cat wearing fascinator,” and this image came up. It seemed pretty important.

This animal disagrees.

Thank you for that excellent viewing suggestion!

In other news, EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH PREACHER!

Nibbles! Those are some very pretty toes!

Well, at that point it isn’t really dressing up for you, is it? It’s just your normal clothes. I think they’re referring to people like the guy who I once saw show up to a group interview for a general labor position wearing a three-piece suit and patent leather shoes.

Wow. I’m special. Being a bad tipper is absolutely a deal-breaker for me.

You don’t know how slow the traffic signals are in the morning on Powell Blvd in Portland.

You are not girling wrong. I carry most of my makeup in my purse, but that’s because half the time I put it on while I’m drivig to work in the morning (I also don’t use very much).

It’s a good thing it broke her fall, too.