This meeting could have been a email!

I’ve never watched TNG in my life and only know him as insufferable.

Whaddya mean “turned into”?

I hope Wil Wheaton and Duck Face Asshole fall into a mailbox and we never have to hear from either of them again.

Thats basically what adults do. 

I honest to god couldn’t tell if this was sarcasm at first. I remember as a kid hating Elmo and would have cheered horrible things happening.

Muppets are evil. They’re made of felt and say vulgar things while having a hand up their ass.

Wil has turned into a humorless, judgmental, self-righteous prick. It seems like I only see his name anymore because he was again scolding someone for some extremely minor infraction. 

I’m sorry Wil, but I wouldn’t have my Larry David as anything other than a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole.

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

So if your child sees Larry fake-fighting Elmo and gets upset, you just explain that they were playing around and it’s not real. How can you be mad at Larry David for doing a very Larry David thing?

I’m sorry Wil, but I wouldn’t have my Larry David as anything other than a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole.

“I found a pun username online and just assume that no one else is using it. I then scrolled back a few weeks and posted clips of it that I think make me look cool in comparison, me, a useless fuck who jerks off while shitposting on a pop culture site. I am not a creep.”

Shut up, Wesley!

As a father of two, had either of my sons been upset by this, it would have been a matter of, “Elmo and the man were just pretending.” That’s all. That would have worked at virtually any age. And it’s not like I’m some genius parent.

Love “Man whose entire career is built off 1 old job as a side character” ‘s opinion mattering this much!

It’s just a puppet, Wil.

I’ve always disliked Wheaton so this is validating to me! Larry put the puppet in a wrestling hold for two seconds and pantomined clotheslining it. That’s it. Elmo appeared unhurt afterwards (since he’s, you know, a puppet.) Wheaton writing like Elmo is a real four year old child is unhinged.

“Children who are too small to understand Elmo is a puppet will know that a man attacked someone they love for no reason”.

Starfield will never come to the PS5