Alternate Headline:

No Leprechaun??

Headline: implies some specific hostility towards Gunn or Gunn’s DC plans from Affleck

Nah it DC. They have no control when it comes to this sorta thing. Don’t forget Batman v Superman featuring Wonder Woman, cameo by the rest of the Justice League and Darkside Easter eggs

Someday--maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday--we will finally have run out of things to say about that stupid Justice League movie.

What’s so weird about jerking it to fake nudes of your real friends? Stop being such a prude and forgive this otherwise successful streamer so he can get back to successfully streaming and not have to face any actual consequences.

The bones are their money, and so are the worms. 

Excellent Ellie casting. WTF is your face?

Look someone’s gotta fight the skeleton wars

Can you even do that?

#ACAB

No mention of all the years that he spent as police commissioner in Gotham City?

No RIP for the convicted murderer? What, you want him to keep murdering in the afterlife?

Authorities said, best leave it unsolved 

They can’t prove whose vomit it was.

If only he had just peacefully exploded, like the drummers in Spinal Tap

All that, and he’s not even the most offensive cowriter of Layla.

It’s well known by now that Rita Coolidge wrote the piano part that he claimed credit for on Layla.

That’s not his wife. That’s just a deepfake of her on a different streamer with the cry filter on.

Because it’s all theatre, they aren’t in the least bit sorry for their actions. This is just more publicity for them so they crank up the drama, knowing full well that their target audience will eat it up.