She wanted Rutger Hauer. For real. 

Seriously what is it with straight people and their desperate need to keep blood relatives in their lives.

So many things to roll my eyes over, from the sophomoric commentary on moral relativism to the breathless defense of Rowling’s transphobia to the bizarre insistence on using the world “lil” in a context outside of rap names—just a flawless demonstration of inanity.

We are all very sorry you didn’t get the chance to see his penis this time.

Was George Washington a hero or rebellious traitor?

Hermione wanting to free slaves 

“Would you disown your family for having shitty opinions?” rhetoric is always ridiculous in the context of queer issues because many queer people have ended relationships with family for being shitty to them for it.

“If only he were in front of it instead of Renner!”

Yeah, why is this pop culture website writing stories about *checks notes* movie stars?

Much better to use the Pym Particles.

I even enjoyed Lori Singer & didn’t mind that she refused to use the prosthetics they made for the aged up version of her character. How was she supposed to act with all that crap on? 

Are you lost? 

If he had shot the snow groomer with a net arrow, that probably would’ve stopped it from sliding.

Ezra Miller is behind this somehow, I know it. 

This eulogy from his brother makes JS sound like a really cool guy. It also makes his brother sound like a really cool guy.

Hoping for a happy ending to this one but it’s unlikely at this point.

One word: Warlock. Great, fun 80s horror. Hope he’s OK. A high school friend of mine just died in an avalanche near where his younger brother died two years ago in BC. Not matter that he died doing what he loved, which is true, he left a huge gaping hole behind in his wife and children’s lives.

IMDB claims he was Rice’s choice.

I watched Warlock not that long ago too & I think it feels remarkably fresh, funny, and dangerous, and he is the best thing about it, along with Richard E Grant 

I thought he should have been Lestat at the time IIRC.

I watched his movie Warlock from 1989 recently and it holds up remarkably well.