Liberal parenting is when you’re raised by Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter-Birney’s characters on Family Ties

oh fuck all day that’s going to be in my head now

Also everything you say is always wrong, and everyone thinks you’re a fucking idiot.

It always works better when Lois is a seasoned reporter and a little older than Clark.

“all the gators and pythons”

I always wondered if you were really bringing up your dad all the time as a sincere thing or if were you doing shtick (or drunk I guess)

“Should have opened a savings account.” Lmao, are you 120 years old

“Or are you going to make us Google it, rather than doing your job?” pretty sure that’s your ‘job’

lol

“Living paycheck to paycheck just means you’re living outside your means.” lmao how out of touch

lol

Most people don’t even own houses to sell.

Gamers and cringey fascists, name a more iconic duo

Telling Boomers and conservative Gen Xers about memes was a mistake.

Theirs was grunge, with the flannel shirts and Nirvana, and that was their culture. But hip-hop and that culture were ours.

The only good cop is Officer Down

You must be fun at seances.

Nothing more pathetic than comedy guys whining.

what