How about some motorcycle names:

The “Good day” at the ends reads extremely British.

This is an excellent point. A family of otherwise decent looking people regardless of race in a Subway for an hour does sound damn suspicious.

Anal Journey

Pisses me off when US brands give their shit models a new name because the previous gens sucked. This is may be part reason why their passenger cars are perpetually shit. Equally bad is when they dig up the name of a car from their past for some new shitty new completely unrelated model and ruin its legacy.

Lol, borrowed my buddy’s VW and as I started the car outside the office he called his girl and it synced to the BT. Only the damn BT just monitored the call. He was talking on his phone and the mic in the car was inoperable so I couldn’t let them know I had them tapped.

You kinda contradict yourself here, but as for your second point, I think you’ve got a setting off on your phone. The earliest BT devices I’ve used play whatever would otherwise come out the phone speaker indiscriminately, and the more current ones sync the music and the phone contacts, call history, texts, etc.

Some are even of legal age to do it with!

CP

Are you trying to make it obvious you didn’t read the article? Nevermind your 40mpg which was also addressed, this is the FIRST god damn sentence:

Can someone put this person ^^^ back in the greys?

...because, remember, meh cars aren’t bad; they’e just meh.

Where would you put the decals with all the slats, vents, creases, grilles, and other appointments new cars have all over their bodies?

Yeah, total dime.

A motor with that much torque and wide powerband doesn’t need to be mated to a trans with a million gears.

I was actually extremely surprised when it was as a Cracker Bastard restaurant that told the racist deportation bus candidate that he couldn’t post up in their parking lot.

And they sell those on eBay too!

It’s an NRA sticker. And which adjective?

Why does blue Model S in the pic look to have a huge pair of DSLs on its face?

While I like liveries, I agree they’re not for road cars. I’m not sure what it is that emboldens people to want to drive around in such ostentatious surroundings.