A POS.

How does Oldsmobile feel about the name of this car?

Complete and utter bullshit. Porsches are known to be extremely reliable.

Lucky fucker. Last time I was heading west to CA on I-10 I didn’t get to eat at Whataburger while in TX. Crashed in Las Cruces and planned to get it in the morning but got food poisoning from the shit food at the restaurant my co-pilot wanted to eat that night.

I have cocaine waiting for me at my destination as a reward. I get turnt and bang a bunch of hot chicks as soon as I get out the car.

I’ve driven X-country a couple times solo, and have gone from Houston to LA more than a handful of times straight.

People aren’t getting online quotes for Gullwings with from this asshole.

Of course not. They won’t have to because they’ll know you’re not white when your face pops up in the app and they can conveniently cancel the ride then.

I suppose to the casual observer the boxy BMW is more lowkey than a sleek Porsche, but to my eyes, a Cayman S feels more subdued without all the tacky vents, slats and other overwrought BS on the M2

Totally!!!

It’s made of armadillo leather.

Is claustrophobia the fear of big, ugly, bulbous shapes?

LOL

‘70.5 Z28 RS 4-speed with landau roof.

Pretty sure that’s Elayne Boosler.

E34 was released in the ‘80s, so it’s understandable. Earlier ones were I6 only. Later cars got V8 option and wider kidney grilles like the one below.

First year 54oi was ‘94.

Shit if I know. Those and the pics are all I’m here for as well as making quippy remarks in the comments section.

Did you even read the Meh Car article? The first few paragraphs explain what a cool car the Legacy was before it fell from grace.