LOL this one! What a pair of boobs!

I know it looks unnerving, but if it makes you feel better this is totally normal behavior. He's probably in rut and looking for a doe to breed - the tongue flapping is a way that they smell for does. The yelling is letting nearby lady goats know he's open for business, as it were. So yeah, he's technically stressed…

And let me add guys with hard "heads," er, hats, and guys with whips!

There are guys with Woodies, guys going up, seamen, guys in the saddle, guys starting sparks, guys who keep on going, and guys with giant projections from the pelvic area (surf board). We can see that the ad company had a lot of fun with this one.

Next: Let's pair them up with the "you don't let a dry vag get in the way of your sexy-time" ladies over at the Osphena commercial.

I like it, it has a romantic, remote feeling to it. "And to you left, the locals' favourite, the Vaguna Laguna!"

We until recently had a Ruth Hater Ginsburg with the Diamond State Roller Girls (Delaware). :)

Well I wasn't saying that the men in Vegas were the only ones having fun - I meant to say that the douchebag-materialistic golddigger relationship was symbiotic - each party was getting something they wanted, and so who are we to come along and tell them they are wrong? They are adults just like us.

No one is denying there aren't those types of women. The problem is the hypocrisy of these types of men. Women witness it all the time; men are shallow when it comes to looks but get super judgey if a woman is shallow in terms of money. Why is one type of shallowness more valid than another?-Answer: anything men do is…

Hey Baby... what ya think of me now? Uh huh, that's right. Sexy like this doesn't come 'round very often. I'm nobody's giga-bitch.

I AM PRINCESS VAJAZZARAL FROM PLANET MUFFZOR. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR YOU SHALL KNOW THE FIERY WRATH OF MY PIERCINGS AND RHINESTONE BIKINI AREA APPLIQUES.

It helps you reduce the inflammation of your shame.

I AM PRINCESS VAJAZZARAL FROM PLANET MUFFZOR. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR YOU SHALL KNOW THE FIERY WRATH OF MY PIERCINGS AND RHINESTONE BIKINI AREA APPLIQUES.

Any vagina-derived name would also serve as a great sci-fi character or planet name. To wit:

I'm really looking forward to seeing what names they come up with for vagina-bacteria-derived drugs. Hoohaazopram? Vagiloft?

I bow in your general direction.

Shut it down, we have a winner.

GODDAMN YES.

I used to internet date a lot and I am over 6' tall. With the exception of guys who are 6'5" and taller, I honestly think every guy exaggerated their height by at least 2 inches. Which was very apparent to me when we'd meet up, they'd tell me I had lied about my height, make me stand back to back with them, whip out…

Do you ever see a super tall guy, like, at the grocery store, and see that he's making a point of NOT seeing you? Like he's terrified that your height-borne romantic desperation may make you lunge at him, one of the few menfolk taller than you? Or is this just something that happens to me. I'm completely serious and…