Isn't there a foundation or charity that could we could donate a new, unwrapped sex toy to for a deserving recipient?

Channing Tatum is an unfortunate sufferer of Dumb Jock Face. (See also: Reynolds, Ryan) Those afflicted with DJF generally look as thought they never shut up, but never have anything interesting to say.

To me Benedict Cumberbatch's appeal is similar to that of Guy Pearce. Neither is particularly stunning, but neither are ugly by any means. Both sort of have faces you don't forget, and I mean that as a compliment.

1. English men in my experience are much more polite, interesting, and genuine than American men. Maybe people are inclined to give them a pass because they have lovely personalities.

This isn't something that a civilised person does.. No human being can do this.. To keep the bodies of innocent people away from their families.. Only animals do this kind of shit and I hope whoever is responsible pays a great cost for this..

this whole story just makes me pissed and it's getting worse by the day.

Oh yeah, and to top the story off... the promoter offered to my friend that if we ditched my plain jane friend, he'd comp us a bottle.

I wanted something low key (by NYC standards) for my bachelorette party. All of my friends are in the "hot girl" club but one of my oldest and dearest is a bit more of a plain jane. I didn't want to go to a club, but after dinner (and drinks) one of my friends was like "pllllleeeease! I'm a regular! I know everyone…

Not that there aren't parents out there who will interpret it the wrong way, but it seems like this advice is not so much "push your children to be their 'best self', but it has to be a unique 'best self' and not the same 'best self' as everyone else, so they have to do one really unique and amazing thing that no one…

No, 64 is the exact number of Israelis killed by Palestinian rockets since the practice began in 2001. I know your type too, the type that throws a tantrum when presented with evidence and tries to pretend rock-solid absolute facts are somehow open to interpretation. Let me guess, big Fox News fan?

This is me as well. One of the most disturbing things I've seen (and I purposely try to avoid talking about it with people b/c it makes me feel icky...and yes, I'm a terrible person) was Anthony Bourdain's episode of Parts Unknown in Israel/Gaza. If you watch it, he goes to a settlement in Gaza where "youths" have…

Did they teach you that talking point in the hasbara class, sunshine?

Thanks for IMMEDIATELY proving how intellectually bankrupt your piss-poor argument is, Cletus. When in doubt, cover your ears and scream antisemitism, right?

The New Zealand Army isn't dropping white phosphorus bombs on Maori villages for a start

Actually, the main reason this country generally supports Israel is because they have an amazing PR machine. If you have a chance, check out "Peace, Propaganda and the Promised Land", a documentary about the Israeli PR campaign in this country. It's fascinating. It completely changed my mind about the entire conflict.

Because it SOUNDS, and FEELS as though you are snapping EVERY pin off of the CPU.

It's that damn metal squeezing "zrrssshrssh" sound that gets me every time.

I just built my new gaming rig yesterday based off the recommendations of some of my fellow Kotaku readers and general web browsing. So when I hit that power button and saw nothing happen, I mean come on, I spend 4 hours assembling the damn thing, it was quite a sorry sight, I nearly fell into depression.

Then my…

He ISN'T black by Brazilian standards, he is mixed-race like practically everyone else in the country. He isn't denying anything by saying he isn't black. You will also notice he doesn't claim to be white. Is he denying his "white" background as well?