I read that and was like "What does it mean to drink like a woman today? It means DOWN A HALF BOTTLE OF GIN WITH A DASH OF PINK, bitches!"

I knew that King of BK was a damn Templar.
Should've listened to Ronald Mcdonald.

One of the new Assassin's Creed games will take place entirely inside a McDonalds.

A quick summation of the comments below:

I'm seeing a lot of people saying "Why is this a problem?".

Uhhh no... Those look like flaccid penises to me. If you're a girl I don't think you've fucked, sucked, or seen enough flaccid penises before. Are you a man? If you are a dude then you need to look at your own penis a but more when it's flaccid or heh, dealing with cold temperatures. Poor thing goes right inside of…

Can you confirm if that's because your cousin's are theeee famous Charmin "Ultra Strong" Bears?

My biggest fear is that my son will grow into this. I mean, he very likely will not because I'm his mother, but...do you think all of these young men have asshole parents? Because I am guessing not. Oh god that freaks me out.

And other races are better?? What are you talking about... China has 1.3 Billion people, you see western media talking crap.. they pick out all the bad things that happen, but never in a single point, speak out any good events happening..

No, you really are racist.

No, you are not racist at all... pfffft

I'm not racist, but

Awful. Still, 10000 times better than the Russians. Russians are the absolute scum of the Earth.

Yea, you are a racist fuck. At least have a balls to admit that.

Anything you say after "I'm not racist" is racist. FYI.

dune3001 is probably right, since the situation is exactly like this here in Russia (former communism). It's just a given that European/American doctors are better.

it's the mentality of people who live in communist countries in general. all over eastern Europe as well, people mistrust doctors, police, army, officials of any kind. Even in my country we try to raise money to go get surgery in other countries, like Germany or Austria, usually.

I'm impressed that being a couch hasn't kept you from your dream of coaching. Usually couches are the laziest pieces of furniture, aside from ottomans.

I am a proud member of milkaholics anonymous. A tall cold glass with every meal.