That Red-headed Woodpecker (pic 2) on your suet is badass. That is a species that doesn’t come to feeders all that often so that’s particularly cool.

When the hits keep coming faster than you can type ‘barf bag’:

Cecily. She’s naughty. She escaped from her tank two nights ago, but thankfully she just slithered 10 feet to a nearby closet and hung out in there until we found her.

Hopefully his face gets better. :/

Here’s approximately half of our pets:

He is not ready for prime time.

This was my Marty. I miss him. He was a good ass boy.

Dwight should really yell “And 0!” when he goes to the hole like that

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

The Department of Energy has reportedly banned the use of the phrases “climate change,” “emissions reduction,” and “Paris agreement,” which is... insane! Help!

I’m just trying to reconcile this statement with his previous perception. It simply cannot be that people are complex, can it? Even football coaches?

This is a weird feeling, not thinking Jim Harbaugh is a football-obsessed nutjob. Maybe he just wants to make sure his unpaid student-athletes have access to legal assistance when they do something dumb, as 20 y/o boys are prone to do.

The world was built by intense weirdos. We stand on the shoulders of weird giants.

Our intense weirdos can actually do good when they’re pointed in the right direction. Go be intense and weird and help get people the legal help they need, Jimbo!

Please enjoy Olly’s odyssey

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

“break the back of the criminal cartels that have spread across our nation and are destroying the blood of our youth,”