And if you kneel during the anthem you get blackballed from the league for life. Now those are some consistent, not at all arbitrary, punishments.

Three games.

I’m not joking. I think our nation is broken and I don’t think there’s a way to fix it, because we don’t want the same things, and our differences don’t make us stronger. They make us weaker and slower. I don’t want to completely cut off ties with one another, but I also don’t want them touching my taxes. But right…

Civility benefits the oppressor, not the oppressed. And in America, those are the two sides - there’s no middle there. Either you are wholeheartedly endorsing state sanctioned kidnapping at the border or you absolutely against it...if there are truly people in America who are not educated enough in the particulars to…

If someone doesn’t have an actual position by now on whether the stuff Trump’s been doing as president is ok or not, I’m sorry, but they’re part of a bunch of morons. Is it helpful to say that? Maybe not, but then what is helpful? If someone just chooses to go through their entire life utterly oblivious to current…

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

You’re right, there is no difference between good and bad things.

“authoritarian, oppressive leadership?”

he’s not saying a few people on the left should be in charge. He’s saying that the people should be in charge, not the 25% of the GOP base that is steering us into a ravine 

The polite, friendly, we’re-all-on-the-same-team-after-all-aren’t-we? approach has failed us over and over. It failed us through eight years of Bush’s neofascist lite policies, it failed us through eight years of Obama trying to undo all that damage, and it is failing us now.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

They need to hire Drunk Ovechkin for the head coaching job

Bartolo Colon had made $116MM. Is he fat? How much money do you need you need to bank to not be fat?

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

yes yes but the silver lining is eventually we get to see him get wrecked

What I respect about the guy is he did something really bad and horrible.

I guess you failed to consider he catches the ball that was in his glove.