I’m a Bruins fan but man do I love Ovi. I love his game, love his passion, love his physicality (remember when Russian goal scorers were thought to be soft? Ovi was never soft). He’s such an incredible player and his emotion is always so clear. I’m so damn happy for the guy to get his name on the Cup.

Would’ve been better if it was just a montage of me giving the finger to every Canadian hockey analyst who shit on Ovechkin and the Caps for terrible reasons for the past decade.

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

No matter what argument I can come up with, nothing will ever top “well, Jordan didn’t have to play with J.R.”

He is them, personified and unfiltered and victorious. 

People have been scammed by confidence men for thousands of years so there’s no surprise that it still works. In short, I think it’s simply because people, as a whole, are idiots. Am I saying that if you like Donald Trump you’re an idiot? No, I’m saying you’re either an idiot or an unapologetic piece of shit. I’m…

It’s purely tribal politics. Their “team” is “winning”, and the “fans” of the other team are “losing”, so everything by default that their team does is good because they take pleasure in seeing opposing “fans” in distress. They don’t care that the fake Manhattan rich boy can’t recite the pledge of allegiance, because…

That is because the GOP has spent the last couple of decades deliberately starving funding for education while increasing reliance on standardized tests to get what little money there is, and deliberately shaping the contents of those tests to exclude aspects of history they don’t like along with the basic civics that…

I’m getting almost as tired of pointing this out as I am of noticing it in the first place but goddamn can you imagine the nationwide conservative meltdown if Obama did this? And by this I mean any of this? Like literally anything Trump has done, ever?

What a spineless, silver spooned, bone spurred messy little bitch.

GODDAMMIT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME THE FLAG IS NOT ABOUT THE MILITARY!!!

Ovechkin looking to make the extra pass during an odd-man rush is definitely not unusual.

If the Capitals close out the series, Kuznetsov should win the Conn Smythe, but Ovechkin would get it, especially if he scores another goal, whether in a series clincher or otherwise. He will have led the playoffs in goals, and the Conn Smythe is a “lifetime achievement” award. Just ask Phil Kessel.

Well, someone must have been paying for those games because he personally kicked the fuck out of the Packers in that NFC Championship game.

(and maybe Donald Trump cheated on his wife)

I hate Tom Wilson probably more than you do, but it’s hard to call him a “4th line” goon when his linemates are Kuznetsov and Ovechkin, he averages well over 16 minutes per night, and has 13 points in 18 playoff games. If not a “1st line goon” he’s at least ascended to “top 6 goon.”

Rockets had 8 more FT attempts than the Warriors. Nice try blaming the refs, though. 

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Oh Lauren, I don’t know how to tell you this, but this role is already filled by Mike Milbury. Thanks for trying out.

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.