“but with every new patch, update, and feature, it really feels like anyone who played the game in those first few months got a raw deal”

If the soundtrack isn’t just a midi version of The Trooper, I’m not interested.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Flowers in the Arctic

Kinda makes you wonder why Johnny Manziel hasn’t tried out for the Mets yet.

Are you kidding?

This wouldn’t have happened if they still made Rambo movies.

That’s no excuse, actually.

Well just put me in your “thoughts and prayers” and I’m sure everything will turn up fucking roses.....

I guess she isn’t aware of NBA All-Star Fan Voting. Check the receipts, trick. LeBron gets all the votes.

“I’ll take this case of Busch Light and two boxes of Sudafed, please.”

“Sorry, you’ve got to be at least 21 to buy beer in this state. And you can only buy one box of Sudafed.”

“Okay, that’s fine, just the one box. Oh, and that AR-15 and a few hundred rounds of ammo.”

“No problem!”

On Wednesday evening, I found myself watching this lipless piece of shit. She and her guest were ignoring the fact that a mentally deranged 19 year old, who cannot even rent a fucking car, was able to legally purchase an AR-15 killing machine.

“As someone once said, shut up and dribble.”

And the thing is that people like her can’t stand Pope Francis because he sometimes shows an ounce of humanity, which is an ounce too much for the Ingrahams of the world.

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Steve Kerr and Gregg Poppovich have gone after Trump way more in the past months, but she goes after the black athletes and not the white coaches? I wonder why

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Laura Ingraham: “Nobody voted for you, so shut up.”