Fake, but still awesome:

Ironically, he has many tattoos... and is also scared of needles?

"Further rioting today as men fight to get the Vasegel trial."

One tiny needle's injection is not what I'd call "invasive." An IUD is much, much worse.

In fact, it has been for more than a decade now. It was originally known as Reversible Inhibition of Sperm Under Guidance (RISUG) and it was developed by Prof. Sujoy K. Guha of the Indian Institute of Technology.

Pills are hard for men, because our hormones and sperm-production work totally differently. All seriously considered versions of male contraception involve "clogging the pipes".

Evel Kuntnievel

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

The first attack occurred DURING a football game.

i am a redhead and i want all the redheads to be in my harem

I sound appalling when I orgasm. I feel like everyone does. It's all grunts and heavy breathing and the occasional squeal - like a dying pig. One of the biggest hurdles I had to get over to orgasm regularly was not feeling self-conscious about the sounds I was making, because I would get too focused on trying to…

My boyfriend and I, in all the times we've had sex, have gotten off together three times.

They are pretty routine for me. And I do scream. Commence throwing shoes and beer bottles at my head.

I ated mine =(

There were a couple impressive ones towards the end. I'd find the exact times in the video for you, but then I would have to go back and watch all those floppity wangs again, and I've had enough of that for the day.

aa has the worst arguments. if aa was a lawyer aa would win 0 cases.

my brain is in my butt.

Because passivity isn't consent, in general. If I ask you to go to see a movie with me tonight, and you just stand there, looking down at your hands, saying nothing, have you agreed to go to the movie with me? No. If I offer to paint your house for you for $1000, and you don't respond to me, and are totally passive,…

I promise that when your parents are in town, I will let them use my bathroom and share yours, and not even complain that much that it's a complete swamp.