This has nothing to do with individuals who are members of the LGBTQ community. Nothing.

I have no children, when people talk about their kids I will respond with talk about my pets for one of two reasons 1) I am trying to relate and since I don't have kids dog talk is all I got 2)revenge, bore me with endless stories about your kids and I will bore you with endless stories about my pets.

Yeah, I love dogs and I love kids, but I'm not buying the Dog Owners Versus Parents angle of this story. West Hollywood is apparently spending a bajillion dollars on one huge central park with a library, tennis courts, two rooftop swimming pools, a landscaped rooftop "respite deck," and three different parks, and the…

I skip the salt and pepper. I pop cherry tomatoes like chips. Heirloom tomatoes are basically the best ever.

I think that could be said about most fruits, though.

Papaya tastes like dog shit and I mean this literally. Also lychees are the best and your list is balls, balls I say.

I eat tomatoes with salt and pepper on them just like applies. I just bite into them. You are wrong!

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When will you be looking at more commenters to approve? I've been a dedicated member of the site (as have many others) but have never been approved despite many upvotes and all the like. I think if you switch back to this system, you have to start actively looking for new commenters to star or you have to REGULARLY…

People: I'm pretty sure the part about bondage is simply acknowledging that it exists, rather than detailed instructions on how to properly clean and maintain your gimp suit.

But it's a paragraph in a textbook, not a day-long retreat on shibari. It just seems a little silly to pretend like it doesn't exist when you literally cannot avoid Fifty Shades of Grey.

If you're too pregnant to run, sit on a skateboard and get your friend to push you rilly rilly fast. Just get the hell outta there! Jiminy jeezus.

"My husband is a nice, gentle man who is supportive and kind to my face but has a sinister, sick side that is even more malevolent given the fact that he is so sly and secretive about it. In our 9-year relationship, we've fought three times total which shows the almost psychopathic levels he goes to to suppress his…

Aren't they being merged with American? Its like Alien and Predator joining forces but with more flight delays.

Never thought about it but they really are my benevolent overlord. Their services are so important to so many aspects of my life at this point I would be lost without them. I am still mourning the loss of Google Reader.

Having an orgasm can also temporarily relieve sinus pressure. It's my go-to cold remedy.

While he was in the restroom, I would have gotten up and quickly walked out.

To be fair, those are the expressions that I make 99% of the time I'm in the lab...

You know what would be a great source of protein? That passive-aggressive friend.

I'm 27 so I've spent the past three years on my front porch eating prunes and waving my shotgun at kids who play their music too loudly. Join us; you're gonna love it!