Yeah yeah, you hate Gawker, still spend all day here, and you hate women but love their orifices. Super hot takes by a tough internet keyboard warrior.
It’s about ethics blah blah blah.

Pitbull is a rolling dumpster fire and should NEVER EVER be allowed to make another song. His spanish is terrible, his bragging is ridiculous and he’s a flabby, smirking moron that rhymes Kodak with Kodak. Let’s look at any of the thousands of other talented people who make great music without doing a loud shrill…

Harambe wasn’t from Cincinnati. He’s from Africa. JFC I can’t even. :3

1) They did already. Yesterday. Stop spamming and go look at it. JFC.

Dude, c’mon, that’s not a “beefcake”. He’s skinny and thin. He’s handsome, and his beard is hot (tho it needs a tiny bit of sculpting), but beefcake is not his musculature. That’s not to say he’s not attractive or fit. But Beefcake describes a different musculature than this.

I’ll help by dumbing this down for you: You’re factually incorrect, and you look like am imbecile.

Yeah ok, thanks local GG rep. Let me know when you hit my age and drop the enormous ego.

There it is.

It’ll be easier if you don’t show up and aggressively call the supporters “SJW” (Which has no meaning anymore, btw. It’s so overused that it simply means “anyone that disagrees with me”).

Agh, don’t scare me please. I can’t even begin to fathom the deepness of the hole I want to crawl into if that happens.

Do you mean the entire country, and all of its people and states? Or did you mean the one person - literally the ONLY person - who owns this vehicle?

It’s probably safe to assume that he’s going to continue his scientific experiment of seeing just how large his head can become, perhaps to see if he can engineer a hat that actually fits and doesn’t look like stretching a rubber-band onto a watermelon.
Then he’s going to tour around the US to tell kids to stay away…

I love this ‘young conservatives’ horseshit. Like, you mean the ‘young people brainwashed by bigoted parents into believing that everyone that isn’t white, rich and exactly the same as you is considered something you should hate and then pretend it’s YOU who is being persecuted’? I guess that doesn’t fit on a poorly…

My enormous questionable-breed cat and I send our deepest sympathies.

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There are fewer people I want to kick in the dick with a pair of hedge-clippers than David Daleiden. The little prick is going to James O’Keefe levels of lying and video editing to prove how pro-life he is, I guess? And the violence that was a result, thanks to nutjobs like that Beardy McBabyParts guy in Colorado is…

Thank you for being such a gentleman and so kind. :)
To be honest, I enjoyed some of our conversation (especially about hyenas!) and it was nice to talk to someone who can disagree without resorting to petty insults or dismissing the reply.

I guess the guys were all just following in Marco Rubio’s footsteps! His lazy, spoiled footsteps!

omg I would have to kill someone. I can’t even imagine.

I just wanted to jump back in here and say that I apologize for going after you with the accusations that I hurled. I was probably angry, and should have known better than to try to formulate a response while angry, and you weren’t really saying anything that was all that offensive or insulting to me to begin with (It…