I would imagine her thighs will grow at a rate directly proportional to the size of Ryu's feet. He goes up 2 shoe sizes per installment, at least, and I wager is at a size 24EEEEE at this point.

The kitteh needs a name. Like, how each necromorph is named similarly to a proper noun (Puker, Crawler, Slasher, etc.)

Doesn't bother me if the 'option' is there. I'll use it or I won't. More often than not, I use games to unwind and relax and go into a different world to escape stress and real life, so I avoid multiplayer for those reasons (i.e. being called a fag by a 13 year old, etc).

God forbid a parent admits the kid did something wrong instead of blaming the victim of the hate crime that was beaten and threatened and called a terrorist.

Dr Drew's translation: "I want more money and time on camera. Doing this shit privately like any other follower of HIPAA guidelines won't get me any press or fat cash to blow on skin treatments and plastic surgery that my smooth, shiny face has resulted from."

Thanks to the dad for saying the angry little boy is a 'victim'. How dare that girl wear a religious article of clothing and and go to school!

The real issue is that Glee wanted to use Kings of Leon music at all. That's giving KOL far too much credit. There are plenty of other artists who use thought and talent to their careers, and not just get haircuts and hipster clothes.

Goddamn... the nose on that creepy chauvenist is huge. And those lips.... he just looks dirty, both inside and out.

The only way Snooki would be helpful as a speaker at a university would be to tell the graduates how they should NOT use her as a role model for behavior and talent. Though I still find Snooki to be a lot less stupid and obnoxious than Ronnie and Herpes-Situation

I'd say his life is very easily defined by the events last year. Cheating on your wife and being a complete douchebag publicly? Yeah that's pretty defining.

Why does Colin always look like he's displeased with what he's looking at? Is it that permanent (huge) eyebrow-slant thing?

I never find Action Trip funny. That goatee'd guy always annoys the shit out of me.

George Lopez, the chubby guy with the sun-dried leathery skin texture and raspy horse voice is criticizing someone else's appearance? Doesn't he have more Straight-To-DVD animal voice movies to do?

Michael Lohan is sick of the media? Gosh, I bet he sure wishes he could somehow stop the terrible exploitation he and his family regularly face that is never at all their fault.

Who let Carleton from Fresh Prince get on stage?

While the article says very little with a LOT of words, I agree with the fact that this young kid is over-exposed and needs to be quiet for a while. It's been said before, and he just won't look past his ego to see the kind of ramifications that come from over-exposure. I think he might finally be catching on now…

I really am worried about the huge amount of people trying to force Christianity on the country. It's scary because they're trying to pass so many new laws and amendments based on religious belief, despite church and state being separate. And it's succeeding so far, it seems. And the public is going along with it…

Midnight Saturday, so you're right, but it's technically Saturday 11:59pm

Seriously? They could try putting some fucking effort into it. A lot of these games aren't that complex, and part of the fun is mastering them with time and dedication, not throwing your hands up in a tantrum and playing Farmville.

Guh, he barely got a slap on the wrist for beating a woman, told only to clean up graffiti (that he supposedly created, I hear, but don't know for sure if that's true), and responds to the incident as 'what happened' or said he's sorry for 'whatever happened'. Don't expect everyone to just forget that, you wanna-be…