Something obnoxious and not funny on SNL? I am shocked. That show is a comedy goldmine and has been for years, especially back when Jimmy Fallon shat on stage (hosted, I mean).

Dr. Phil was the last person to come to my mind as someone who would ever be of any help in a situation like this. I thought he was much more of a "fake doctor that uses one liners as his comedy routine."

I always find myself disappointed when I get a game and enjoy it, and discover that there's nothing to do after you beat it besides play it again with no bonus or anything. Ys Seven was one of the recent ones where the only motivation to replay was to try it on a harder difficulty, but you don't get to keep money or…

C'mon Chrono Cross! Get that license!

@helen.skor: I assumed it was because she was 'suspended' but not expelled, so she's still technically a student but is not attending classes for however long the suspension is.

Gosh, I'm so impressed by the number of partners he's had! It's such an achievement, and definitely worth letting everyone know that you're almost a walking STD.

How do they target the accounts? Are the paypal transactions stating it's for gold? Or is it a long investigation where they're comparing email addresses from WoW accounts vs. paypal accounts?

@lalie (apologetic mess): Just discovered that accidentally .<

@Elaken: Yeah I was thinking his comment was funny initially, like deadpan humor. But then to say "You shouldn't be offended. I'm going to tell you what you can find appropriate" made me just sigh and roll my eyes. As usual, the South proves it is incapable of evolving.

Jon Talbain and Bishamon were my favorites from darkstalkers. I wish they'd add one of them... or maybe just a male Darkstalker. Jesus.

@HighSpeedIndeed: I withdraw my previous comment then, and applaud your sarcasm. (not being sarcastic. I misinterpreted, and that's my fault)

@HighSpeedIndeed: Yeah, that's exactly what you should take away from my statement. It's a reasonable conclusion to draw based on the context vs. my single comment.

So glad I'm not legally allowed to adopt because my partner is a male, but this dumpy fat fuck with the 'DUHHHH' face can make plenty of babies and kill them, and STILL be allowed to make more.

I live in Chicago. I have yet to deal with a cop, luckily. But fuck this law. I'm recording if I feel the need. I'm not going to be railroaded to meet some dude's quota or because he thinks I'm an easy target.

Region lock... kiss my ass. Srsly. Total failure there. People bitched for years that we don't see a lot of titles and you do this for 'parental controls'? c'mon...

I'm so glad that I'm not allowed to adopt a child because I'm gay, but this imbecile is allowed to breed.

@Manly McBeeferton: The entire acronym is "Quoted for the M F-in Truth" I believe :)

I hear underwire is painful. So I have begun constructing my own bras out of Charmin and pipe cleaners. They don't seem to be selling yet.

@Manly McBeeferton: m-f'in

@theBMB: I aim to please =)