I'm still hoping someone from Nintendo announces that the 3DS isn't going to be another giant pile of Spongebob, Dora and Barbie games, with some "my first haircut" and "young girls can play with what career they want in 20 years" games. It's almost impossible to browse the DS games at any store, and I am really…

So is every fucking Jersey Shore twat going to "write" (read: have someone with a brain cell write it for them) a goddamned book? Where on earth did they get the idea that we wanted to pay money to see them talk about obtaining herpes and throwing up?

Stay classy, wide-load. Seriously, what sort of response did he expect when you make a fucking AIDS joke about an entire nationality?

Why the long face?

_If_ he's the one that did it, then I hope he gets beaten repeatedly in prison.

Fuck the children. Let parents do some parenting. It's easy to find online? Then don't let your 5 year old have unrestricted/unmonitored access to the internet.

PSPgo = epic failure. I have all but given up hope on seeing some of the best PSone games released for it (Legend of Dragoon, Xenogears, etc.), ANY street fighter other than alpha, etc.

C'mon. War games have been dominating the industry for years. Every two seconds another fucking WWII game comes out (what could have possibly NOT been covered yet by now? Will we play as the squirrels that forage for food in a nearby tree in Poland?), and the current onslaught of middle-eastern centered war games…

Isn't posting that certificate kind of like shouting in a really crowded place:

Huh, he was able to turn off his trashy, womanizing, sexist persona for a moment? Given how he practically drools over some women, I am surprised he turned her down, though not too surprised that he acted completely above above her.

Digital downloads are great if you know what you you want. There's no "return policy" though if you don't like it. So sometihng can sound great on screen and be a complete waste of money.

Dina Lohan says Lindsay is, "so upset with Gwyneth," for mocking her on Glee because, "Lindsay thought she was a friend." No word on how Linds feels about her mom's refusal to stop talking about her in the press.

So, two old men, two randoms, and an orange traffic cone that weeps on command. 4 out of 5 are men. And they're against small government and are super patriotic (yet won't pass the bill to provide care to the 9/11 heroes/survivors).

My bed.

Sometimes it's like the schoolboards retort to lawsuits is composed by braindead monkeys. One time she wore a bikini to a pool party (presumably when it was hot out, and she was going to swim) and that means it's okay to discriminate? wtf? It's like they already chose the verdict for themselves by saying this…

What shocks me more is that, after all the damage they've done to parents of soldiers (financially and emotionally) and all the ruckus they cause, no one has said 'you know what, fuck it' and attacked them. Like, punching the dad in the face a few times, attacking them where they live, or even with gunfire/weapons. …

Uh, does that mean they also stole from the movie Friday, where they too used bicycles? Wtf. Sounds like someone needs some extra cash. What a waste of a court's time. I hope he's forced to pay their legal fees, and also slapped in the nuts for being a conceited douche.

Wow, I am just so tired of Jersey Shore. Those imbeciles piss me off so much.

@holy holes batman: I'm not angry, I'm being negative.

Jonathan Eisen can eat a dick once he's done being butthurt for not accomplishing anything himself. Publications like Science are public despite being reference material, and this was a monumental find. The difference was that they published their material and presented their findings, and all the butthurts went…