Dina Lohan says Lindsay is, "so upset with Gwyneth," for mocking her on Glee because, "Lindsay thought she was a friend." No word on how Linds feels about her mom's refusal to stop talking about her in the press.

So, two old men, two randoms, and an orange traffic cone that weeps on command. 4 out of 5 are men. And they're against small government and are super patriotic (yet won't pass the bill to provide care to the 9/11 heroes/survivors).

My bed.

Sometimes it's like the schoolboards retort to lawsuits is composed by braindead monkeys. One time she wore a bikini to a pool party (presumably when it was hot out, and she was going to swim) and that means it's okay to discriminate? wtf? It's like they already chose the verdict for themselves by saying this…

What shocks me more is that, after all the damage they've done to parents of soldiers (financially and emotionally) and all the ruckus they cause, no one has said 'you know what, fuck it' and attacked them. Like, punching the dad in the face a few times, attacking them where they live, or even with gunfire/weapons. …

Uh, does that mean they also stole from the movie Friday, where they too used bicycles? Wtf. Sounds like someone needs some extra cash. What a waste of a court's time. I hope he's forced to pay their legal fees, and also slapped in the nuts for being a conceited douche.

Wow, I am just so tired of Jersey Shore. Those imbeciles piss me off so much.

@holy holes batman: I'm not angry, I'm being negative.

Jonathan Eisen can eat a dick once he's done being butthurt for not accomplishing anything himself. Publications like Science are public despite being reference material, and this was a monumental find. The difference was that they published their material and presented their findings, and all the butthurts went…

I'm so sick to death of this online crap. If I wanted to play online, I would play online. When I read a review, I don't want to see it get 2 out of 5 because there's no "multiplayer" on my 70hr long rpg. I don't want to team up with kids and hear them call everyone "fags" and "gay" after I worked a 14 hour day.

@aurateus: Exactly =D

I kinda think that gay penguins would fit Gawker's animal-cam.

I'm with the last guy. It's "not wanting the game to end." It's fun to keep going, collect stuff, etc., but once it's over, it's over.

Shave that shit on your upper lip. It looks ridiculous. Or at least do something so that when we see photos of you, we don't just hear "mustache" repeatedly in our minds.

Way to prove yourself wrong, Bohner, and stick your government head where it doesn't belong. I thought you wanted small government and minimal government intrusion?

@CandyBacon: Agreed!

I'm more shocked that a UF student isn't behaving like a douche and is actually working for his money.

@redpensplease: Hearted right back! That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm not sure the reason why the parents seem to give-in to their child's every whim. It just strikes me as odd that I'm hearing, on a daily basis, that they have to go to a special place for their kid's dinner on the way home, or that they'll…

@Devika: That's what I was thinking. I didn't like a lot of shit as a kid, but had to eat it anyway, not just because of health benefits but because my parents SAID TO EAT IT. I swear, people wonder why I hate kids sometimes ;)

What drives me nuts is when my friends with kids allow their little kids to basically dictate what they eat. One will come home with a burger and fries and the kid pushes it away because she doesn't like the way it looks. (pushes it away like "eww" and shoves it away from her as its handed to her). The parent…