Here's the hottie that reporter them. Sometimes a picture is all you need.

What gets me is, despite all his money and fame, I have YET to see him smile on camera or tv. He always has this miserable, hateful, angry frown/scowl on his face. I realize sometimes things can be unpleasant, and everyone has their moments, but this guy never seems to show any feelings of gratitude or contentment.

What shoesize is he?

And what, this "Hooman" asshole is god's gift to women? He's fucking ugly. It makes sense that the only woman he can find is one who'd elope a few hours/drinks into the relationship.

Take that, Antarctica. Your shipments are fucking DELAYED!

Anyone says I was with John Mayer, I'd consider that an insult. That ugly imbecile obviously started the rumor himself. I guess he and his white supremacist penis missed feeling somewhat relevant.

I love! I was honestly shocked though when I didn't see Street Fighter in there.

@Taggart451: Guh, I was so mad that I got some stupidass 'skin' from Gamestop (that you can't use till you beat the game, hurr hurr) and that I missed out on the OST. I would kill for a copy of that soundtrack, but I still don't see it for sale anywhere, not even ebay.

What bugs me is that you can't even trust reviews on websites or in magazines anymore, because a great game will lose 2 out of 10 points because of its "lack of multiplayer experience" horseshit. It wouldn't be a big deal if the game wasn't a friggin RPG or action/adventure where I just want to play, save and come…

I think it's interesting that they all apparently have the same

That's hilarious. I love these numbers they think regular middle-class folks have. Why not make it 1 billion? I'll pay you 0.25$ a month.

@messybessy: Already got my "I'm ready" pants on. Thanks for.. uh... nothing Obama.

I chose to draw the conclusion that the first lyric quoted beneath the image means that Jay-Z gets tied up a lot.

a) He was worried about his family's safety. Interesting, given that with the entire FB post stemming from bullying that he'd suddenly feel threatened and not know that he himself is a member of the bully club.

@RocketFool: I'm not sure what a 'bait' dog is. I'm curious, despite knowing it'll upset and repulse me.

Clint in Arkansas huh? Yeah...

So does this guy actually have a case against the commenters? Or is this a free speech thing for the ones who didn't threaten or incite violence with their comments? I'm genuinely curious how much of this will be considered legitimate.

I'm not having any difficulty seeing Hamm's other leg. I see one bent, with the knee resting on that 'bump' of the floor. The other is upright, with its knee behind his forearm and his foot between the two M's in Mad Men. The other foot seems to fade away, so I can't tell if he's got the 'small feet on a hot guy'…

I worked retail, once. And vowed never to do it again, ever. I don't know that I'd risk criminal charges, though I think it's a little excessive to threaten 7 years and 3k$ for bail for this... he's an angry employee, not a car thief.

@Myrna_Minkoff: Dealing with the public, I can totally see it happening.