I think it's interesting that they all apparently have the same

That's hilarious. I love these numbers they think regular middle-class folks have. Why not make it 1 billion? I'll pay you 0.25$ a month.

@messybessy: Already got my "I'm ready" pants on. Thanks for.. uh... nothing Obama.

I chose to draw the conclusion that the first lyric quoted beneath the image means that Jay-Z gets tied up a lot.

a) He was worried about his family's safety. Interesting, given that with the entire FB post stemming from bullying that he'd suddenly feel threatened and not know that he himself is a member of the bully club.

@RocketFool: I'm not sure what a 'bait' dog is. I'm curious, despite knowing it'll upset and repulse me.

Clint in Arkansas huh? Yeah...

So does this guy actually have a case against the commenters? Or is this a free speech thing for the ones who didn't threaten or incite violence with their comments? I'm genuinely curious how much of this will be considered legitimate.

I'm not having any difficulty seeing Hamm's other leg. I see one bent, with the knee resting on that 'bump' of the floor. The other is upright, with its knee behind his forearm and his foot between the two M's in Mad Men. The other foot seems to fade away, so I can't tell if he's got the 'small feet on a hot guy'…

I worked retail, once. And vowed never to do it again, ever. I don't know that I'd risk criminal charges, though I think it's a little excessive to threaten 7 years and 3k$ for bail for this... he's an angry employee, not a car thief.

@Myrna_Minkoff: Dealing with the public, I can totally see it happening.

I would pay money to know what that argument was about. It couldn't possibly be "I want more pretzels." It'd have to be fairly epic.

How can she possibly get married with that huge tortilla on her head!? The wedding's off!

Huh...

I'd still rather look at a mullet over Imadinnerjacket's bowl cut.