I want to believe that Al Roker found and released this tape. We all have seen how irritating Billy was around him in Rio, it would be the perfect motive. Please, please let it be true.

This could be the funniest documentary ever, and your time would still be better spent watching Stop Making Sense, which is just a fucking masterpiece.

Reece, Robby, and Kenyan should make a movie together

When my husband and I fight, I go listen to movie score music on my headphones while trolling people on Breibart.

Third Eye Woke.

I got so excited for Kate McKinnon kicking so much ass during her final fight scene! Like, I got excited for the person getting to act that fucking amazing scene. So, so good.

I have a fancy cat. He's a purebred Devon Rex and is a total grub and I love him.

No. The problem DID exist, you just didn’t hear about it. You have never talked to all the trans* folks who got harassed and beat up and abused when they tried to use the bathroom. You’ve never had to help a friend find a safe space in a conservative neighborhood when he suddenly needed a toilet ‘cause he ate a street…

Nothing wrong with liking cats... I make sure to always carry one with me

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

My Skipper Barbie had an evil step mom who she’d talk back to and then get slapped. I used to watch General Hospital with my mom...

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

When Kenya was saying that her credentials are better than Kim’s. Oh lawd.

I do Pilates motherfucker, I can still remove a condom with my pelvic floor... But you can snark if it makes your MRAngry little ass feel better.

In addition to bleeding every month for the last decade +, my pussy will soon pass a roughly 8 lb human before going back to original size. I grew a little person and currently my pussy (uterus, really) also has a penis. Can a dick do that? No. Dicks are the weak unprotected little liabilities that are essentially the…

I don’t know. While not a match physically, he really does embody the spirit of Michael Jackson. Literally, of course. So I guess I’m okay with it.

I am, in part because my coworkers don't try to cheapen or demean me by misgendering me.

I’m way too boring. I’d be on, like, the C-SPAN knockoff of this show.