Oh my glob. I’ve retyped this comment SEVERAL times, and still I have no adequate words to describe how much that amused me.

I caught him texting her while he was sitting next to me during our daughter's holiday concert. Wheeeee.

I am imagining JLaw's use of "malarkey" as an homage to Joe Biden's use during the Vice Presidential debates in 2012. That would make happy if it were true.

My one wish is for a Donna Meagle spin off show. She can move to Seattle.

That scene is right up there with the "What Does the Yellow Light Mean?" scene from Taxi and the "Bubbles the Clown" scene where Mary loses it on Mary Tyler Moore. Classic.

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

I had one glass of eggnog. And yakked shortly thereafter. Woe was me.

Oh sweet Jesus. I used to get bad stones before I had my tonsils removed. Those videos. Are gratifying.

Wistful is probably the best adjective I can use for that song. I imagine if it were the song that closed out my night after drinking, I'd shed quite a few tears. Haha

It's less straight up sad, more wistful, I suppose. It can still make me cry though.

Radiohead: True Love Waits, Motion Picture Soundtrack

Like this?

Stop Making Sense is quite possibly my favorite movie. In fact, I'll probably watch it again later today.

I am hoping for a Donna Meagle-centric spin off post Parks and Rec. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

My rescue kitty came with the name Delilah. While I was making plans to adopt a cat, I was determined to name whatever cat I ended up with Detective Lennie Briscoe. When I got her though, she was far too haughty to be Lennie. I ended up naming her Lucille Bluth. If she had opposable thumbs, she would totally carry…

Sorry, it is a caricature. The Blackhawks were named after and individual, Chief Blackhawk, who was Sauk. This picture is a historical anachronism. He would never have worn that style war paint, nor would he have worn feathers in his hair like that. You can see a painting of what he looked like here, as well as about…

That hapowned to me this summer. I had a black eye, pretty dark but not too swollen . I was actually very proud of myself (I stayed upright on my skates despite the hit!) and anyone who knew me knew it was from derby. I actually spent days without even realizing the looks I was getting. It wasn't until I had to go to…

I'm American Indian, and Sen Inouye's work with tribes throughout the country was amazing. I always looked up to him. Somehow that makes it suck to hear this all the more :(

Question: When you are spinning that face, do you close your eyes? Keep looking at everything spinning past you? I am feeling like such an old at this point, that even thinking about spinning that fast makes me dizzy.

I've never had anyone to respond to me in GIF form. I'm so happy.